Fake Butter Fake People


"Life is too short for fake butter and fake people" - Julia Child

Hold the margarine for me, please.

Turnaround Time

  • Canvases are custom painted.  Turnaround time is approximately 3-4 weeks.


  • Stitch painted needlepoint canvas
  • 13 mesh
  • 7" x 4.5" painted area
  • 11" x 8" canvas size

Recommended Planet Earth Fibers (purchase separately)

  • Safari
  • Mud
  • Capri
  • Red Hot
  • Oxygen

Please note - canvases do not come with fibers.  We've provided our recommended colors above so you may purchase them from your local needlepoint store or online retailer.  As all of our canvases are hand painted, slight variations may occur.